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The Live Parrot Sketch


Margaret Williamson
​In the Fylde
16 February 2021


Yesterday, A Funny Thing Happened to me on the Way to the Theatre! Seriously, I was strolling back from the post office round the windmill (Marsh Mill, 1794, the local landmark), the playing fields and Thornton Little Theatre. Couldn’t help but notice a big brightly coloured Amazonian Macaw Parrot  circling above the fields, while a man below kept calling it! ‘Has it escaped?’ – ‘No, I’m training him’. Suddenly the bird landed on top of my woolly bobble hat and perched there! ‘Stay calm, don’t move, he likes women’ said the man, as I froze. Finally the parrot returned to his outstretched arm, in its beak a few strands of red wool pulled from the bobble. ‘I’ll take him home now’, said the man. And Barry (who wasn’t there) thinks nothing exciting ever happens round here!

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An Amazon Macaw Parrot
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